The official uniform of year-round mischief. Soft enough to nap in, bold enough to get you side-eyed at the grocery store. Rig’s front and center — cig, eyepatch, and that “I’ve made peace with my bad decisions” energy. Perfect for chilly nights, creative chaos, or pretending you’re running errands when you’re actually avoiding people. Hoodies cover a multitude of sins — this one just does it with more attitude. 🧵 100% cotton face, soft inside, tough outside 🧥 Pouch pocket for snacks, smokes, or secrets 📏 Runs small — size up for maximum redemption FREE shipping
