This isn’t your average dad hat. This is Rig, the chain-smoking, eye-patch-wearing monkey who’s seen some things—and couldn’t care less. Embroidered in high detail, Rig’s here to crown your dome with premium thread and unbothered energy.
Whether you're dodging responsibilities or just shielding your eyes from the haters, Rig’s got your back (and your head).
🧵 Crisp, high-quality stitchwork. Low tolerance for nonsense. 🧢 Unstructured + effortlessly cool – like Rig himself 🚬 Can’t light up? No worries — Rig is the warning label 🎁 Ships free – Rig refuses to be caged
Put it on. Light up the room (figuratively). Let the monkey speak.
